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Hi, my name is Boner! I’m the official mascot for Rock Rooms Ballard. You may see me running around the facility from time-to-time in a speedo and Turd Helmet T-shirt.


Likes:

Things that rock

Big tits

Beer


Dislikes:

Granny panties

Folk rock

Mopeds



Stats:


Height: 2’4”

Weight: 24 lb

Sex: yes, please